Steam has been flowing from my ears in the most spectacularly unempathic fashion in virtue of a lack of interest – and therefore ability – in technaudiology. That is to say, skill in manipulating audio editing software.

Some time last year a long-suffering and extremely skilled technician did demonstate how it all functioned and while it’s hugely sensible to absorb information first time around, unless used it fades.

Thus, rather than read of the sizzling innovation which we’ve tried heartily to introduce, you’re looking at a deeply gloomful image of Battersea Power Station in its generating heyday.

If it’s feasible to listen to rather than watch a space, do so with this one and just as soon as ambition has triumphed over ability, you should hear the fruits of those labours.